Wow! This Is Insane! Contributor(s): Alvarez, Bobby (Author) |
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ISBN: 1475973012 ISBN-13: 9781475973013 Publisher: iUniverse
WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD! Click here for our low price guarantee Binding Type: Paperback - See All Available Formats & Editions Published: March 2013 |
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BISAC Categories: - Fiction | Science Fiction - General |
Dewey: FIC |
Physical Information: 0.48" H x 6" W x 9" L (0.70 lbs) 212 pages |
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Publisher Description: The captain asked, "Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?" How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences? Okay, here goes: "Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but they've already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance." I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming... |
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